Uspensky. Memorizing the poem "Defeat" by E. Uspensky An earring came and we played

Seryozhka just came,
We played a little.
(E. Uspensky)

It was at the end of the glorious 80s, we were then 17 years old. Perestroika was already ending, capitalism had not yet arrived, it was necessary to somehow earn a young living, someone went to the factory, someone was a watchman. So there were three of us then, fucking up, me, Seryoga "Fat" and Slava, nicknamed "Hedgehog". I worked at a factory, worked out my 100 rubles. a month, looking for places where you could sleep peacefully the whole shift, after nightly vigils with the girls. Tolstoy also worked somewhere. Well, the Hedgehog got a job as a night watchman in some construction organization.
On the very first night, we “examined” this office for “what can be stolen”, but found nothing worthwhile and “ate the local canteen” for one boiled chicken and a can of condensed milk. Well, what, at that time, the normul ate up.
Okay, it was all a saying! In short, on one now unforgettable night, Tolstoy came to Hedgehog to work and they decided to drive on a cargo carriage (who doesn’t know, this is such garbage with two pitchforks in front, and she drives herself, again, she has a steering wheel and brake pedals, there is gas). Chased in a circle, the pedal to the floor and here it is ready Schumacher.
Then the Hedgehog gets behind the wheel, and with the magic words: “Look how I can!”, Drives the gas pedal to the floor and sharply lays a turn. But then, either the stars didn’t stand up that night, or the Hedgehog managed to forget the laws of physics over the summer, but the punishment began to fall on its side, the Hedgehog could not think of anything better than to jump off it and hold it with its body. But you can’t argue against physics, the punishment fell, but it’s worth noting that it fell so softly on the Hedgehog. In general, the Hedgehog lies pinned down to the waist. The fat one is running around, the dick knows what to do now. But… Seryoga also decides to fuck with gravity and starts pulling the 700 kg cart up. Here it’s not all clear to me myself, I wasn’t there, but Tolstoy and the Hedgehog swore with one voice that Seryoga lifted the punishment, exactly to the distance that the Hedgehog could get out from under it.
And it seems like everything was quietly resolved peacefully, but Ezh still had to go to the hospital, with the following diagnosis, "with reciprocating movements of the pelvis, an acoustic effect is observed, in the form of clicks." He is all medical students. School offered to demonstrate personally this effect.
What am I all for? But! It was easier to live in the 80s. If this happened now, then either this construction company would be sued, or Ezh for damage to property. But then everyone perfectly understood that it was the scumbag Yozh himself to blame, it was not fucked up, the construction organization also understood, since the cops didn’t get stuck, then we didn’t need to write a statement, the punishment was painted and everything was normal.
And the Hedgehog remained grateful to Seryoga for a long time, until the dashing 90s divorced them in all directions.

Eduard USPENSKY

BEWARE OF TOYS!

Truck without wheels!
The hedgehog's nose is glued off!
The chickens have turned black!
And cotton is coming out of the doll!
There were new toys
And now they are old.

Let's take it soon
Needles and glue
Threads, spools
And we make toys!
And to us for this from the heart
The kids will say thank you.

Funny Pictures, 1986, No. 10.

EVERYTHING IS FINE

Mom comes home from work
Mom takes off her boots
Mom goes into the house
Mom looks around.

Was there a raid on the apartment?
- Not.
- Did a hippo visit us?
- Not.
- Maybe the house is not ours?
- Our.
- Maybe not our floor?
- Our.
Seryozhka just came,
We played a little.

So it's not a crash?
- Not.
- Didn't the elephant dance with us?
- Not.
- I am very happy.
It turned out,
I needn't have worried!

Funny Pictures, 1987, No. 11.

HUNTER
I'm not a joke hunter
What can I say, I'll be serious.
A hunter walked down the street
He carried booty to the market.

Joyfully ran around
His dogs, which were called:
Guard, Fire, Buddy,
Suitcase and Pie,
Red fiery Throw
And a huge guess.

Suddenly from the market gate
A cat came out to meet them.
The guard waved its tail
And ran after the cat.

And behind him is the Fire, my friend,
Suitcase and Pie.
Our hunter is angry
He shouted at the top of his lungs:
- Guard! Buddy! Fire! -
The whole market was in awe.
And the hunter is not silent:
- Oh, Fire! To me, here! -
People understood - trouble.

There was such a pressure
That broke two counters.
Where can you find dogs?
God bless your feet.
The hunter was saddened:
- I'm a bad worker now.
I can't beat a squirrel,
Can't get a fox.

The hour has passed
Another passed.
He came to the police.
- My friends, I have a loss.
Either accident or theft.
I lost my friend
Suitcase and Pie.

The elder listened to him
But I did not understand anything:
- Do not grind anything,
Repeat what's missing.
- Suitcase, Druzhok, Throw ...
- What else?
- Guess.

The captain furrowed his brows.
Angry, he shouted:
- I am a school in Tambov
Didn't finish for this
To guess riddles
Throw suitcases!
I can't and won't
Without that, worries cannot be counted.
But back to the suitcase.
Does he have omens?

The wool is thick
Crochet tail.
He walks a little sideways.
Likes pasta with meat
Loves sausage.
Barks treble and bass
And dragged on a fox.

Suitcase?
- Yes, a suitcase. -
The captain was taken aback.
- As for Druzhok,
He's a little bigger than Pie.
Gives a paw to friends
Doesn't growl at neighbors.

Then the attendant collapsed on the floor,
And then how to scream:

I'm confused about friends
Suitcases, pies!
Why did you come here?
Or are you crazy?

And the fire is gone
The one who ran away.

Get off, citizen,
Call zero one.
Oh, I'm afraid, as if for an hour
I didn't bark the bass myself.

Our hunter is sad
Lowered his eyes.

sad after talking
He goes out onto the porch.
In front of him is a pack of dogs,
All the favorites are there.

The suitcase barked in bass,
Druzhok stretched out his paw.
Rode with a splash
Guess the pie.

I'm not a joke hunter
And I'll end the story like this:
If you, my friend, are a hunter,
Think about what to name the dogs.

Murzilka, 1994, No. 5.

***
Dear comrades from Murzilka!

You know everything. Answer why the city of Elektrougli is called Elektrougli? I leafed through books and reference books for a long time, but I didn’t learn anything.

I am sending you a question-poem with the hope of receiving a note-answer.

Your reader and writer Eduard Nikolaevich Uspensky.

I was driving down the highway
Vladimir - Moscow,
And suddenly on the poster
I saw the words:
"ELECTROCOAL - 10 KM",
They flashed
And they disappeared into the darkness.
And hundreds of questions
They came to me.

I have many times in my life
visited shops
And I saw, for example,
Electric fireplaces.
With heating pads
I have a business
I am my teapot
I heat the brewer.
There are a lot of electrical goods in life.
Everyone knows that electro is a blanket,
Electric stove and electric iron -
dangerous thing
For shirts and trousers.
There is an electric drill and an electric guitar,
There is an electric motor
For an electric car.
But what is ELECTRIC CARBON?
Even my friends couldn't tell me.

People do not have a soul in their city,
What is their name? How are they called?
Electrocitizens? Electrocitizens?
Electrogons?
Eugolians?
My brains flared in the back of my head.
I urgently decided to turn to Murzilka:
Answer where on the map could
Will there ever be ELECTROCOALS?
Unlock the riddle of ELECTRIC CARBON,
Do not torture, write as you can
Hurry!

Having received the letter of the writer E. Uspensky, we forwarded it on the same day to the City Council of People's Deputies of Elektrougli. And we got a response very soon.

We are answering your letter.

In 1935, a working settlement was created in the Moscow region, which was given the name Elektrougli. In 1956 the settlement was transformed into a city. Why is it called so, our city Elektrougli? Because the city produces electric coal products - various types of electric brushes, electric coals and other products that are of great importance for our entire state.

Elektrougli is a new socialist city with a population of about 21 thousand people.

Maybe the name of our city is not quite sonorous, but we love our city Elektrougli - this name is dear to us, like, for example, Elektrostal to the electricians.

We introduced E. Uspensky with a letter from the City Council, and here is his telegram answer:

Thank you,
Comrades from the City Council,
For what you are to me
Explained it all!
Thanks for the clear
And the correct answer
Now no
There are no ambiguities.

Murzilka, 1983, No. 9.

AMAZING LANDSCAPE

Window. In front of him
My chair is up.
And outside the window -
Wonderful view.

River. For her
Water meadows.
The herd is grazing
Haystacks turn yellow.

Rinse in the river
Sunlight…
In a word, the picture
There is no more beautiful.

And in admiration
From the kind of
I called the artist
Ivanov.

Listen,
Ouspensky is talking to you.
Here outside the window
Wonderful view.

sun behind the forest
Plays with rays.
Further village
Runs into the fields.

Cows in the river
Killed by flies
Smoking nearby
Postman and shepherd.

Girls
Blue tear cornflowers,
Yellows are worn
bronzers.

And far, far away
over the hill
The horse is pulling the cart
With a boy.

So hurry up
Take a pencil
And draw me
All this landscape.

Okay, replied
V. Ivanov, -
On Wednesday, your drawing
He'll be ready.

Sunday has passed
Wednesday has arrived
And here it is in my mail
Parcel arrived.

And in this package
The picture lay.
I watched,
I almost got sick.

Sun like in a circus
Plays with rays.
Trotting village
Runs into the fields.

smoking cows,
Fleeing from the flies
They sit in the river
Postman and shepherd.

blue girls
Throw cornflowers.
In the field is not bronze,
And the armored wiki.

And on the hill
Where the slope is very steep
Horse with driver
The cart is being transported.

Well, the artist
What have you done!
I'm not talking about that at all.
Said.

More guys
Honestly,
I don't say hello
With V. Ivanov.

Murzilka, unknown No., 1980s

irina romanchukevich
Memorizing the poem "The Defeat" by E. Uspensky

Synopsis OOD

for speech development

in the senior group

Memorizing a poem

E. Uspensky« rout»

Prepared by the teacher

Romanchukevich I. A.

Target: the formation of the ability to expressively read by heart poem.

Tasks:

Educational:

Develop the ability to notice a playful tone poems to consolidate the skills of recognizing interrogative sentences in poem practice their pronunciation.

To form the skills of perceiving logical stress, the ability to analyze one's actions and the actions of literary characters.

Educational:

Develop speech breathing, coherent speech, thinking.

Educational:

To cultivate love and respect for the people around, the emotional positive attitude of children to theatrical activities.

vocabulary work: raid, collapse, bots.

preliminary work: games and exercises to identify declarative, interrogative and exclamatory sentences; to determine the timbre of the voice (sad, funny, angry, frightened, surprised); on the formation of skills of perception of logical stress.

learning poems by E. Uspensky, physical minutes.

Learning articulation gymnastics "Grandma's Visit".

The game « Conversation without words» on the ability to express feelings through facial expressions.

Means of education: books of Russian poets, mnemotable

OOD progress:

1. Organizational moment.

The game "All the children gathered in a circle,

I am your friend and you are my friend

let's hold hands together,

And we smile at each other.

caregiver: Guys, what is the name of the profession of people who write poems? What poets do you know? What works were written by K. I. Chukovsky, A Barto, S. Mikhalkov, E Uspensky?

2. Today we will get acquainted with one more work by E. Uspensky, but first, let's prepare our speech apparatus for work with the help of gymnastics.

*"Grandma's Visit"

Grandfather and grandmother lived.

TO THEM FAT GRANDCHILDREN COME TO VISIT (we puff out our cheeks,

WITH THEM THIN - ONLY SKIN AND BONES (pull in cheeks).

GRANDMA AND GRANDPA SMILED EVERYONE (lips in a wide smile, upper and lower teeth are visible,

TO KISS THEY ALL STRETCHED (lips move forward).

Woke up in the MORNING - IN A SMILE LIPS (big smile again).

WE CLEANED OUR UPPER TEETH (wide tongue behind upper teeth)

RIGHT AND LEFT, INSIDE AND OUTSIDE (corresponding movements with a wide tongue).

WE ARE FRIENDS WITH THE LOWER TEETH (repetition of these movements with the tongue in the position behind the lower teeth).

WE WILL SQUEEZE LIPS AND WASH MOUTH (alternate puffing of cheeks - lips do not let air through,

And we puff with a SAMOVAR, WHAT THERE IS URINE (simultaneous inflation of both cheeks, followed by the release of air through the lips).

PUT THE SAUCERS - PUT THE PANCAKES TO US (wide tongue lies on the lower lip).

Blowing on a pancake - NOT IN THE CHEEKS, NOT BY (blow on a wide tongue).

WE CHEW THE PANCAKE, WRAPPE AND BITE (we chew the flattened tongue, then we bite it, wrapping it by the lower teeth,

PANCAKE WITH DELICIOUS RASPBERRY JAM (we lick the upper lip with a wide tongue from front to back).

* Talk about games.

Guys, do friends often come to visit you? Do you visit yourself?

What games you are playing? (children's answers).

Is there always order after your games?

How does mom deal with the mess?

What does she compare him to?

What mood does mom have when she sees a mess.

* I'll read it to you now a poem about how the other children played. called poem« rout» , written by E. Uspensky.

Mom comes home from work

Mom takes off her boots

Mom goes into the house

Mom looks around.

Was there a raid on the apartment?

Did a hippo visit us?

Maybe the house is not ours?

Maybe not our floor?

Seryozhka just came,

We played a little.

So it's not a crash?

Did the elephant dance with us?

I am very happy.

It turned out,

I needn't have worried!

*Questions about the piece:

What is the name of poem? Who wrote?

It has these words: "there was a raid on the apartment". How do you understand?

What is a collapse?

Tell, poem serious or playful, sad or funny?

Do you think mom had fun too when she came home from work?

Musical physical minute (video)

*The game "Mom's Mood"

Children are given the task of determining the mood by the facial expressions of the teacher.

*I will read poem again, and you remember which lines I read slowly. Why? Reading poems with pictures.

* I will ask you questions, and you try to answer with lines from poems.

Where does mom come from?

What is mom filming?

Where is mom going?

Where is mom looking?

Guys, what does mom do then? (asking questions to her child)

*The game "Ask a Question"

I will say a phrase, and you change it with a question (like Mom)

Was there a raid on the apartment?

Did a hippo visit us?

Maybe the house is not ours?

Maybe not our floor?

So it's not a crash?

Did the elephant dance with us?

Well done guys, they did a great job.

And now Dasha will smile and (like Mom) rejoice:

I am very happy. Turns out I was worried for nothing!

*Now I'll read it again poem and you remember.

The teacher reads poem, then offers to read to the children.

Reading poems by three children.

3. At the end of the lesson, the teacher offers to listen poems by E. Uspensky that children have learned at home.

Reflection

Children are offered two paintings depicting a landscape. One picture is imbued with a sad, sad mood, the other - joyful, cheerful. Pupils are invited to choose the picture that matches their mood.

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